i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
Best thing I’ve ever seen
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the human eye. The result is that the moon doesn’t entirely block out our view of the sun, but leaves an “annulus,” or ring of sunlight glowing around it. Hence the term “annular” eclipse rather than a “total” eclipse.
"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."
the signs as criminals
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
leo: violent protest leader
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
pisces: drug dealer
how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open
"A healthy relationship keeps the doors and windows open. Plenty of air is circulating and no one feels trapped. Relationships thrive in this environment. Keep your doors and windows open. If this person is meant to be in your life, all the open doors and windows in the world won’t make them leave."